Wednesday 6 August 2014

Happy Raksha Bandhan 2014 Jokes

As we all know that the relation of brother and sister is like Tom and Jerry. Throughout the life, they fight with other, tease each other or we can say just can’t tolerate each other but in the marriage of a girl, her brother cries a lot because after her marriage, there will be no one whom he can tease and love so on the basis of this cute relation, we are going to provide you some cute SMS messages and jokes on Raksha Bandhan so that you can send it to your brother or sister and make them laugh. Check out most humorous and gunny Jokes for Raksha Bandhan 2014.


Happy Raksha Bandhan 2014 Jokes -

Dil Ki Baat Dil Mai Mat Rakhna
Jo Pasand Ho Use I Love U Jaroor Kahna.
Agar Wo Gusse Mai Aa Jaye To Darna Mat
Rakhi Nakalna aur Kahna..
Pyari Bahna Milti Rahna.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
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Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa ya jaa
rahe ho aur kisi mahila ke haath mai phool, dhaga,
chain ya chamakti hui koi bhi vastu dekhen.
To turant wahan se hat jayen.
Yeh vastu Rakhi ho sakti hai.
Aapki zara si laparwahi apko Bhai bana sakti hai¦
Ye Jankari Janhit mai jaari!!
Happy Raksha Bandhan
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Agar Aapko Koi bhi Anjan Parcel
Mile To Kripiya Use Na Khole .
Usme Bomb Ya Rakhi Ho Sakti He .
Apki Jarasi Laprvahi Apko BHAI Bana Sakti He.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
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     Sabhi frnds ko suchit kiya jata h k
10 August ko Mobile, Laptop ya scoial site Band rakhe
Kyu Ki kuch sararti Ladkiya hai jo RAKHI sms kr sakti h
Apki zara si laparwahi apko bhai bna skti.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
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Har ladki ko aapka inteezar hai
Har ladki aapke liye bekaraar hai
Har ladki ko aapki aarjoo hai
Yeh aapka koi kamaal nahi
Kuch din baad ‘Rakhi’ ka tyohar hai!
Happy Raksha Bandhan
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Khuda Kare Tujhe Khushiyan Hazar Mile
Mujhse Bhi Acha Yaar Mile,
Meri Girlfriend Tujhe Bandhe Rakhi,
Aur Ek Aur Behan Ka Pyaar Mile.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
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Aati Thi Jaathi Thi
Hansti Thi, hansati thi
Bhagati Thi, Bhagaati Thi
Bolti Thi, Bulwati Thi
Per aaj pata chala ki
vah mujhe rakhi bandhana chahati thi.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
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Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
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